Photos are weird. Fact. Once we start thinking that light is made up of photons, we’re left with some pretty strange conundrums just as soon as we start to think it through. It’s almost enough to make you give up and start arguing that photons don’t exist …. except that they’re so darned useful. By considering the weird nature of polarized photons, we can start to see what kind of mathematical theorem we might be looking for exactly, when we’re trying to formulate a mechanics of the quantum realm.